Opening Pandora Box

Entahlah apa itu kotak Pandora, bentuknya kaya gimana.. yang gua kotak itu harusnya ga dibuka...
Hmm,,,hari ini sepertinya aku baru membuka kotak itu :((
Ya..begitulah... rasa tak enak setelah membukanya..mending ga usah dibuka aja dari dulu ya...

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Why some people Should Never Be Allowed To Travel?

Saat sudah bosan berhadapan dengan komputer.. akhirnya mampir ke thread humor..

Why some people Should Never Be Allowed To Travel?

I had someone ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.
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A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii . After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii ?"
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I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts .

"Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly explained, "Capecod is in Massachusetts , Capetown is in Africa ."
Her response ... click.
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A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando . He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't lie to me. I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state."
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I got a call from a man who asked, "Is it possible to see England from
Canada ?" I said, "No." He said "But they look so close on the map."
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Another man called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas . When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had a 1-hour lay over in Dallas .
When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, "I heard Dallas was a big airport, and I need a car to drive between the gates to save time."
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A nice lady just called. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:20am and got into Chicago at 8:33am. I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead of llinois, but she could not understand the concept of time zones. Finally I told her the plane went very fast, and she bought that!!!
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A woman called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know who's luggage belongs to who?"

I said, "No, why do you ask?"

She replied, "Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said FAT, and I'm overweight, is there any connection?"

After putting her on hold for a minute while I "looked into it" (I was actually laughing) I came back and explained the city code for Fresno is FAT, and that the airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage.
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I just got off the phone with a man who asked, "How do I know which plane to get on?" I asked him what exactly he meant, which he replied, "I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these darn planes have numbers on them."
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A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-cola on one of those
computer planes." I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said, "Yeah, whatever."
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A businessman called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China . After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. "Oh no I don't, I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those." I double checked and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express."
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A woman called to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York ". The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the agent: "Are you sure that's the name of the town?"

"Yes, what flights do you have?" replied the customer. After some searching, the agent came back with, "I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a Hippopotamus anywhere."

The customer retorted, "Oh don't be silly. Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!" The agent scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, "You don't mean Buffalo , do you?"

"That's it! I knew it was a big animal!!!




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Lagu baru yang sering didengar

Lagu baru yang sering didengar...alasannya,,, tentunya untuk ditiru... hahahahahahahaha

그대를..듣죠

Written by 이성환
Credits to Gaia at SJ-WORLD.NET

[KOR]

아닌데 나는 아닌데 정말 이건 말이 안되는데
밥을 먹어도 잠이 들 때도 미쳤는지 그대만 보여요

언제나 나를 종일 나만을 못살게해 미웠는데
어떻게 내가 어떻게 그댈 사랑하게 됐는지 이상하죠

내 마음은 그대를 듣죠 머리부터 발끝까지
친구들 나를 놀려도 내 가슴은 모두 그대만 들려요

하나둘셋 그대가 웃죠 숨이 멎을 것만 같죠
그대 미소를 담아서 매일 사랑이란 요리하죠 영원히

I love you Love you Love you
Love you Love you Love you yeah

왜 그댄 나를 잠시도 나를 가만두지 않는 건지
기가 막히고 어이 없어도 내 가슴은 그대만 불러요

그댈 위해서 요릴 하는 난 휘파람에 신이 나죠
환하게 웃을 그대 모습에 손을 베도 내 맘은 행복하죠

내 마음은 그대를 듣죠 머리부터 발끝까지
친구들 나를 놀려도 내 가슴은 모두 그대만 들려요

하나둘셋 그대가 웃죠 숨이 멎을 것만 같죠
그대 미소를 담아서 매일 사랑이란 요리하죠 영원히

언젠가 밤이 지나가고 또 밤이 지나가고 또 밤이 지나 나 기억이 희미해져도
언제나 내 맘은 미소짓는 내 눈은 떠나지 않겠다고 그댈 영원히

내 마음은 그대를 듣죠 머리부터 발끝까지
세상이 모두 웃어도 내 가슴은 모두 그대만 들려요

하나둘셋 그대가 웃죠 숨이 멎을 것만 같죠
그대의 기를 담아서 매일 사랑한다 키스하죠 영원히

Love you Love you Love you
Love you Love you Love you Oh my baby my love

[ROM]

Geudaereul..deudjyo
Written by Lee Sunghwan
Credits to Gaia at SJ-WORLD.NET

Aninde naneun aninde juhngmal iguhn mari andweneunde
Pabeul muhguhdo jami deul ddaedo michyuhnneunji geudaeman boyuhyo

Uhnjena nareul jongil namaneul motsalgehae miwuhnneunde
Uhttuhke naega uhttuhke geudael saranghage dwaenneunji isanghajyo

Nae maeumeun geudaereul deudjyo muhribootuh balkkeutkkaji
Chingoodeul nareul nollyuhdo nae gaseumeun modoo geudaeman deullyuhyo

Hanadoolset geudaega wootjyo soomi muhjeul guhtman gatjyo
Geudae misoreul damasuh maeil sarangiran yorihajyo yuhngwuhnhi

I love you Love you Love you
Love you Love you Love you yeah

Wae geudaen nareul jamshido nareul gamandooji anhneun guhnji
Giga makhigo uh ee uhbsuhdo nae gaseumeun geudaeman boolluhyo

Geudael wihaesuh yoril haneun nan hwiparame shini najyo
Hwanhage wooseul geudae moseube soneul bedo nae mameun haengbokhajyo

Nae maeumeun geudaereul deudjyo muhribootuh balkkeutkkaji
Chingoodeul nareul nollyuhdo nae gaseumeun modoo geudaeman deullyuhyo

Hanadoolset geudaega wootjyo soomi muhjeul guhtman gatjyo
Geudae misoreul damasuh maeil sarangiran yorihajyo yuhngwuhnhi

Uhnjenga bami jinagago ddo bami jinagago ddo bami jina na giuhki heemihaejyuhdo
Uhnjena nae mameun misojitneun nae nooneun dduhnaji anhgeddago geudael yuhngwuhnhi

Nae maeumeun geudaereul deudjyo muhribootuh balkkeutkkaji
Sesangi modoo woosuhdo nae gaseumeun modoo geudaeman deullyuhyo

Hanadoolset geudaega wootjyo soomi muhjeul guhtman gatjyo
Geudaeui gireul damasuh maeil saranghanda kiseuhajyo yuhngwuhnhi

Love you Love you Love you
Love you Love you Love you Oh my baby my love


No, I’m not.. It really doesn’t make sense
Even when I’m eating or falling asleep, I keep thinking about you like crazy
All the time I keep hating myself so badly
How could I, how could I fall in love with you? That’s a bit weird

My heart hears you.. from head to toe
My friends tease me for this but my heart only listens to you
One two three, you smile and I think I lost my breath
By seeing you’re smile, I’ll cook with love everyday (SYK bgt :P)
Forever I love you love you
love you love you love you~

Why don’t you stop me? Why don’t you ignore me?
I feel depressed and dumbfounded but my heart only calls for you
For you I will become the god of cooking in the whistling wind
Seeing your bright smile and holdings your hands makes my heart feels happy

My heart hears you.. from head to toe
My friends tease me for this but my heart only listens to you
One two three, you smile and I think I lost my breath
By seeing you’re smile, I’ll cook with love everyday

I went through the night, and another night, and another night
My memories are getting blurred
But you always stay in my heart and in my smiling eyes
You’re the one forever~

My heart hears you.. from head to toe
Although the whole world laughs at me, my heart only listens to you
One two three, you smile and I think I lost my breath
Stay the way you are, I’m gonna say ‘I Love You’ and kiss you everyday
Forever I love you love you love you
love you love you love you~

oh my baby my love

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